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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

theychangethings:

I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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queerkier-en:

Girls don’t want boyfriends, girls want an angst-free season 3 of in the flesh.

heyheyanna:

nursingmemes:

It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem

out boy

chromedomed:

legomance:

how many ants are need to fill an apartment

tenants

(Source: thrandilf)

punnier:

when ur friend remembers ur birthday and u try remember theirs and you just

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the-cimmerians:

facethefall:

blaineyminaj:

no but seriously au where klaine uses all of our au scenarios to spice things up in the bedroom but it doesn’t work too well because blaine’s all about the pwp but kurt needs a big backstory with world building 

“But why am I a vampire, Blaine?  How did this happen?  Wait, wait.  It’s coming to me.  I was a young man, living in 1920’s Paris…”

“Kurt, can you just bite my neck, please?” 

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lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke